Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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