on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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