I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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