Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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