shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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