i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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