When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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