thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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