They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I would ride that face into the sunset
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