I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Randomize