No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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