your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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