Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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