Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
i need some magic done to my vagina
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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