Will you blow on my dice?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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