your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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