Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
The ass gains better be worth it
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