I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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