you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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