You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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