:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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