We should be called the Road Head Warriors
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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