we made out on top of his cat.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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