By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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