It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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