Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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