The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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