doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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