Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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