I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
40s are totally the cure
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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