Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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