She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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