Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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