On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
