My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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