I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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