im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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