don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So squirting runs in the family.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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