haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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