Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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