she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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