OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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