I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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