how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he quoted the bible to break up with me
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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