Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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