Christians are straight up FREAKS
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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