hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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