I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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