Just took my morning after pill in the library
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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