Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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