I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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