I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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