dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
